Keeping Self Confident

USE [ACCEPTABLE_PORN_PLOTS]
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
GO

SELECT
Alexis_Towers.Dirty_Parts,
Alexis_Towers.Mood,

FROM Alexis_Towers
WHERE Mood = 'Willing" and Skill = 'Able'

UNION ALL

SELECT
Delivery_Person.Dirty_Parts,
Delivery_Person.Mood, --Note: Is this Important?

FROM Delivery_Person
LEFT OUTER JOIN
Me
ON
Delivery_Person.Sex = Me.Sex

WHERE
(
CASE
WHEN Me.Sex IS NOT NULL
AND
Delivery_Person.Dirty_Parts <= Me.Dirty_Parts
AND
Delivery_Person.Skill < Me.Skill
THEN 1
WHEN Me.Sex IS NULL THEN 1
ELSE 0
END
) = 1

Code Not Fail Posting procedure

#!/usr/bin/perl
while(true){
open (codenotfail, ">blogger.com");
print codenotfail @content[int(rand(1337))];
close codenotfail;
sleep (int(rand(2592000))+86400);
}

VINTAGE YO!

10 INPUT "What is your name: ", NAME$
20 PRINT "Hello "; NAME$
30 INPUT "Do You Like Text Based Games? ", A$
40 IF LEFT(A$,1) = "Y" OR LEFT(A$,1) = "y" THEN 80
50 IF LEFT(A$,1) = "N" OR LEFT(A$,1) = "n" THEN 170
60 PRINT "Error!"
70 GOTO 30
80 INPUT "Are You a Virgin? ", MARRIED$
90 IF LEFT(MARRIED$,1) = "Y" OR LEFT(MARRIED$,1) = "y" THEN 130
100 IF LEFT(MARRIED$,1) = "N" OR LEFT(MARRIED$,1) = "n" THEN 150
110 PRINT "Error!"
120 GOTO 80
130 PRINT "+1 Honesty, Go Directly to FAIL!"
140 GOTO 200
150 PRINT "You're a LIAR "; NAME$
160 GOTO 80
170 PRINT "Thanks for playing "; NAME$
200 END

I Feel Better

USE Closest_Restroom

EXEC Evacuate 1
EXEC Evacuate 2

My most recent program... Another statement

#include
int main()
{
printf("Macs are for n00bs.\n");
return 0;
}

My First Program...A Statement

#include
int main()
{
printf("Linux is for hippies.\n");
return 0;
}

Ready for Rebound

DROP [that_bitch]
DUMP TRANSACTION [that_bitch] WITH NO_LOG
SET LANGUAGE us_english
PRINT N'Shutup Bitch';