My most recent program... Another statement

#include
int main()
{
printf("Macs are for n00bs.\n");
return 0;
}

My First Program...A Statement

#include
int main()
{
printf("Linux is for hippies.\n");
return 0;
}

Ready for Rebound

DROP [that_bitch]
DUMP TRANSACTION [that_bitch] WITH NO_LOG
SET LANGUAGE us_english
PRINT N'Shutup Bitch';

Dreams

ALTER TABLE [human].[me]
ALTER COLUMN [personality] [awesome] not null

Fail

Sandwich.pl

#!/usr/bin/perl
use kitchen;
my @sandwich=qw(bread ham cheese more_bread);
$sandwich=join('mustard',@sandwich);
chomp($sandwich);

Consoling Your Friend

DECLARE Edict varchar(25)
SET @Edict = "Forget-about-the-girl"
USE You
SELECT Empathy FROM You.YourStupidFace WHERE (YourName = (substring(Edict,1,1) & substring(Edict,8,1) & substring(Edict,18,1)))